So I was watching TV with my friend and this commercial for an online college came on. The commercial featured a girl laying in bed in her pajamas talking about how she could earn an education without ever having to change out of them….of course I thought this shit was a joke but after some EXTENSIVE research (a quick Google search and a trip to the website) I found out...it’s legit.
At first I was astounded by the ridiculous stupidity of the program…but then I realized…hey…at least they’re being honest. Instead of making up some shit like brightfuture.com or motivationandhardwork.org…they come up with a site that truly expresses their lazy intentions—CollegeinPJs.com
It’s like some dude was complaining one day…
”Hey man…I just want to earn a degree…but I CAN’T GET OUT OF MY PAJAMAS…just…ahh man they’re SO SOFT…the only thing getting between me and my college education…is pants”
And then his friend jumped up out of the bean bag chair he was lounging in and was like….
“YA MAN…I just want to gain the benefits of a degree WITHOUT EVER LEAVING MY BED…I need Saturday morning cartoons, a mixing bowl full of cereal, AND a diploma….is that TOO MUCH TO ASK!?”
The answer? NO SIR…It is most certainly NOT too much to ask!
BAM! Enter… College-In-PJs.com
Straight up ingenuity right there….
1) See an issue
2) Assess the situation
3) Eliminate the problem!
Can’t go to school cuz you don’t want to get dressed?...no worries…now you won’t have to!
10 bucks says this site is sponsored by PajamaJeans…if you don’t know what those are…see for yourself...Pajama Jeans....
…all the comfort of stretchy pants with the ILLUSION of a really crappy pair of jeans…JUST LIKE JEANS…minus denim…and everything else that distinguishes jeans from regulars pants…
